That realization (the ephinany)

That realization that the electronic massage mat you got for half-price loves you more than most females that you have to pay to give you a massage IRL.

That realization (the epiphany) that Masturbating to an electronic massage is more actual love than you will receive from paying an actual human masseuse girl.

An electric massage mat does not feel disgust when you hump them, or lecture you about morals and boundaries when you ask for sexual intimacy. Thus it loves you more than most American masseuse girls. Most girls cannot do one simple thing, which is not feel disgust, making them less loving than an inanimate electronic massager. Next time you are getting an electronic massage, feel comfort that it is giving you more love than most of these women ever could.